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Euthanize My Love
Euthanize My Love is the hilarious, yet in turns poignant, story of brothers Ryland and Michael Florida as they struggle to overcome their misguided concepts of love and pursue an evasive Hollywood dream.

Ryland, a playwright and aspiring director, has tried to look out for his baby brother his whole life. When Michael follows him to Los Angeles, Ryland hopes he can finally keep Michael out of trouble and that together they can land their big break.


Euthanize My Love Luke was honored by Litquake as one of San Francisco’s Soon-to-Be-Published Writers. View The Examiner's video taping of the Litquake reading.

Read the first 36 pages.

Read pages from the Michael Florida chapters.

 

Summary Summary

Ryland sees life as a screenplay, orders drinks out of westerns, lusts in noir, and is convinced he’s only one plot twist away from a box-office smash kind of life where he gets the girl in the end.  Michael, flush with movie-star looks and punk-rock charm, could have it all—if it weren’t for a brooding nature that compels him to fight cops, obsess over his best friend’s girl, and take broken-hearted leaps from second-story balconies.

Through failing at life on their own, the brothers join forces in Hollywood and find fortune is on their side. Warner Bros. loves their pitch for a TV pilot based on Michael’s troubled youth! Michael is taken in by the celebrity in-crowd, even scores a gig for his imaginary band to play Dodger Stadium. And Ryland wakes from a panic attack to find he’s living in a historically-famous/somewhat-haunted Hollywood mansion.

But when Ryland falls for their producer’s mistress and Michael falls even deeper into his destructive ways, their dreams unravel faster than funding on a starless indie-flick. The bonds of brotherhood are pushed to the breaking point as they’re forced to question and reinvent themselves in a desperate attempt to salvage their future.

 

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